Schedule

We plan to have runs every other week, (Saturday or Sunday around 2pm) from 2-4 miles, usually a combination of trails, streets, woods, and sidewalks. The run follows a pre-set or live trail set by a member. There are false trails and sometimes odd terrain so wear sturdy, but old, shoes. Walkers welcome. Before, during and after the runs there may be singing (usually off-color Rugby songs), drinking, and general merriment. Contrary to the name, we have nothing to do with Hashish, but be ready to drink at least one beer (water substituted if necessary) We have a hotline, 704-559-4155, that is updated often with information and directions to the next run. For most trails you should bring $5 and something extra for the ON-After. If you're new to hashing and have questions, please send an email to our new-comer contact - ripcordh3@yahoo.com , and someone will get back to you with more information.

We need some Hare's!! If you haven't set a trail in awhile, please try to sign up to set one. All Hashers should set at least one trail a year or help a fellow hasher set a trail. We can't hash without trails. If you're interested in setting a trail, please contact our HareRaiser at AssquatchCH3@gmail.com.

Call the Hotline a day or two before the Hash for exact location.704-559-4155

Every Thursday 6 PM	THIRSTY THURSDAYS 1st Thursday: Flying Saucer 2nd Thursday: Hawthorne's Pizza 3rd Thursday: Yellow Rose (Off 51) 4th Thursday: Vinnie's (Matthews)
July 31st 1 PM Do NOT be late or you will have to call Lost. (ie You're f*cked.)	Bring some salve, 'cause we gonna have a RASH! Hares: Donkey Cockring and Lost Cunt Tree Location: At the end of Dickson Road, McAdenville, at the River take-out parking lot. Take I-85 South to exit 23, Lowell McAdenville. Take a left at the TOP of the exit ramp and go across the bridge. The 2nd traffic light is Dickson Road to the left. You'll need to take a right at the end and you'll see the river parking lot on your left. Its a dead end road, so if you miss it, turn around and try again. Click HERE for a map of the general area. If you're coming from the Mud Run, follow Lost! Cost: $5 Bring: Flotation device (very important!), sun block (also important!), shoes that will stay on and can get wet, a DRY BAG, and of course VIRGINS!! On After: TBD... Possibly Hooters.
Aug 7th 2 PM	Hot as HELL Hash What: Dress to turn the heat up a notch (wankettes) or to beat the heat (wankers). Either way nobody should be wearing a lot! Hares: Pump House Sperm Filter and Just Charlene (I smell a naming...) Location: Park on the road by the pool (pump?) house at 11506 Turn Stone Court 28226. Cost: $5 Bring: As usual, bring virgins, boobies, DRY BAG!! On After: Either The Yellow Rose or Hickory Tavern
Aug 15th 2 PM	Just a regular ol' hash Hares: TBD Location: TBD Cost: $5 Bring: As usual, bring virgins, boobies, DRY BAG!! On After: TBD

Heres to brother hasher, brother hasher, brother hasher, heres to brother hasher may they chug-a-lug. They're happy, they're jolly they're F**ked-Up by golly. Heres to brother hasher may they chu-a-lug!! So drink, chug-a-lug, drink chug-a-lug, drink chug-a-lug, drink chug-a-lug. So heres to brother hasher may they chug-a-lug!! HARES: Call the Hotline at least a week before you Hare & leave details on the starting location. You should e-mail charlotteh3@yahoogroups.com and AssquatchCH3@gmail.com with details AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE, too.
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